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1) Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch, the junior partner slaps his forehead.

"Damn," he says: "I forgot to lock the office safe before we left."

His partner replies: "What are you worried about? We're both here."

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2) A woman announces to her local priest that she is getting married for the fourth time.
"I hope you don't mind me asking," says the clergyman: "but what happened to your first husband?"

"He ate poisonous mushrooms and died," says the woman.

"Oh, how tragic! What about your second husband?" asks the priest.

"He ate poisonous mushrooms too and died," says the woman.

"My God! I'm almost afraid to ask you about your third husband," says the man of the cloth.

"He died of a broken neck," says the woman.

"A broken neck?"

"He wouldn't eat the mushrooms.”